Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.
98 0 ReplySir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.
47 1 Reply54 1 ReplyThis was the one I was looking for
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Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup
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Notify me when they invent Beef Stroganon
87 0 ReplyI get the original joke, but I also couldn't help but read it as "Beef Stro-Ganon" and imagining what that Zelda boss fight would look like.
21 0 ReplyBreath of the Wild introduced cooking, with the amount of magic involved in that world it's only a matter of time before it goes wrong.
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I've tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.
15 0 ReplyAre you sure they weren’t automatoffs?
33 0 ReplyNah, it's probably your delivery.
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At first I thought the meme was that "Daily" was checked.
"New reporting in... beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious."
72 1 ReplyOnly daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!
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Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.
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47 0 ReplyScientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.
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It's always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.
Is funny how often they ask.
They seem to check if I'm still married each month as well. Easy money.
40 0 ReplyI'd be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I'd been divorced yet.
7 0 ReplyGoogle: Hey, how's it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
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How much do you earn from this stuff?
7 0 ReplyAbout $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.
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Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.
36 0 ReplyI don't really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I'm happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing
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Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD
34 0 ReplySomething big happened
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she strogan me off til I beef
25 2 ReplyJan Misali's 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear "Beef Stroganoff" song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. "Moku Sutolokanopu" is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.
That concludes this year's big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.
15 0 ReplyThe hero we need.
6 0 ReplyHere's Burn My Shadow by UNKLE. A related song (apparently).
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BEHOLD!
Beef Stroganoff II!
15 0 ReplyBeef boogaloo
11 0 ReplyBabe, wake up.
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Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl
11 0 ReplyI need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff
11 0 ReplyDefine "something big", mr google.
10 0 ReplyIs your safe search enabled?
15 0 ReplyNo, mr google. Please define "something big"
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What do you call a cow when it's masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
12 2 ReplyShe beefing on my stroga until i noff
9 0 ReplyBeefjob tutorial please
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Beef Stroganoff wins the 2023 Ballon d'Or, mystifying football fans and chefs alike
5 0 ReplyMore like GOAT stroganoff amirite
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"'cause baby I'm stroganoff to live with out you, stroganoff..."
5 0 ReplySomething big... Top the tater instead of sour cream! There's something big!
5 0 ReplyJust got in. Did something happen?
4 0 ReplyDue to a genetic change in salmonella, beef stroganoff has decimated the world population since you were last online. It's still really tasty, though.
5 0 ReplySo this is how it all ends, isn't it?
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As an adult, god damn stroganoff is fucking goog
5 1 ReplyCreamy, beefy, mushroomy. What more could you want?
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