Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Tolstoshev @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

This timeline is messed up

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Barbie doesn't have nipples
- Damn i never realized how tragic their life is
- Not officially, but... [NSFW warning (I guess)]: https://images.app.goo.gl/41Xyv1rNUCXttwHu6
  
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You mean to tell me you thought there would be boobs in movie about a children’s toy?
- I thought they looked pretty neat...
  
  There you are, how's the movie release going?
  
  Love yourself
- Yes, firm and unmoving nippleless boobs.
- There were boobs at the red carpet for it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
The movie is called OPPAI-heimer, what do you expect?
- what a horrible comment, upvoted.
That's disgusting, whose boobs?
- Also, what context do they come up in? Is there a sex scene? I bet there is. Now why does a film about atomic bombs need a sex scene.
  
  There is a sex scene, and yeah, it actually contributes to the plot of the film. It’s because it’s not so much just a movie about the atom bomb as it is a film about Oppenheimer.
  
  Lots of movies suffer this issue tbh. Nolan isn't unique. Why does a small underground movie about a day in the life of a plumber need sex scenes or a pizza delivery man? Makes it impossible to find a relatable protagonist tbh.
  
  It's during the scene where he says "Now I am death, the destroyer of worlds" scene
- I haven't seen it yet, but based on what I've read, probably Florence Pugh's.
  
  I saw it yesterday. Can confirm that you see Florence Pugh as Jean Tatlock topless, clear as day for several seconds, and more than once.
- You are not gonna see a damn clevage
  
  Ehh, I think they might actually be cleaving the atom
Barbie is for children, that'd be gross. Unless the movie isn't for children. I don't know.
- I'd say pg-13 is an appropriate rating, its got some mild dirty humor but nothing crazy.
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Knowing how horny scientists are, and that Barbie is a kids toy... is it that surprising?
- Are scientists more horny than other professions? TIL.
Considering barbie is a children's franchise I don't see how that's surprising at all tbh
Also had the more uplifting ending.
We're in the Omega timeline...

I think?

I can't remember how the Steins;Gate reference goes.
Relevant humor hahaha

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