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It's all Greek to me

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It's not because you're 50. It's because it is celebrity news.
Ah shit, is k-smog flipping grunts again? That is so not lit fam.
- Sus, cap, yolo? I don't know what I'm saying
  
  Amogus?
- That slaps*
  
  *I hate myself
- Say less
  
  No cap tho, zoosha's cheugy drip gives boomer fr fr
I'm 29 and only half of that sentence is readable to me

Oh god it's happening to me
- I used to be with it until they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore and what's it is weird and scary. It'll happen to you!
  
  It truly happens to us all.
- You used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, and you weren't with it anymore.
- I'm about a half decade away from there and I agree. I personally absolutely refuse to stoop down to their level because I believe it's just really dumb.
- 35 here. Welcome to our order! Here is your complementary rocking chair and patch of lawn. Make sure to keep those damn kids off! We have bengay at the bar, and a walker in the corner for when you hurt your back getting out of bed
I both want to know what "flipping a grunt" means, and for it to be real slang.
- You'd be flipping a grunt if you knew.
  
  yo dont flip my grunt like that bro
  
  I'm flipping my grunt as we speak
- In my days a grunt was an infantryman. So I would guess it would mean giving the middle finger to a soldier?
- Urban dictionary says "defecating on the ground in a public place".
And I had an Onion on my belt because it was the style at the time.... IT WILL HAPPEN TO... whats itwhositBART?!
I looked up what baby gronk an livvy is supposed to be. Is that a 9 year old boy and an adult women?
- I feel like she might wanna be on a list.
I can make some sense of that. Zoosha is a young woman with orange-tanned skin and lip implants that look like a duck’s bill who’s essentially famous for wearing ugly, expensive clothes. K-Smog is a tattooed and soul-patched white guy never seen without a backwards baseball cap on his head, who either sings through Autotune or stars in action films.
Speed of Sushi-K growth stock

Put U.S. rappers into shock
Does Bruno Mars is gay?

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