This year, to save me from tears, I'll bat'leth someone special

Wham! is always better in the original Klingon

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that glorious hair metal hair
Klingons have two hearts, right? How has nobody thought to allude to a Klingon love story about a warrior who literally gives his heart to the person of his affection over the course of so many Star Trek series? 🤔
- Cuts it out himself with one of those derpy daggers with the retractable guard and hands it to his beloved, still beating
  
  That Klingon's name? V'cent van G'ogh.
I want this screengrab as a framed velvet painting.
- It would also work in cross-stitch form.

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