Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?
Would you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?
You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
I put stuff up my ass that doesn't even stop me aging
85 0 ReplyYes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
81 0 ReplyWhat kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? "There's an immortality pill, but OH NOES 😱 it goes in your BUTT 💀💀💀!!!!" Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?
I'm taking it even if it's the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.
69 1 ReplyWho would say "no" to this??
50 1 ReplyTheres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging
36 0 ReplySeems like a no brainier. You'd get used to taking it.
34 0 ReplyUm hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we'd all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning
26 0 ReplyEven those of us who don't enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It's just another body part.
(Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don't let them get worse.)
25 0 ReplyWho is going to reject this?
22 2 ReplyYes.
18 0 ReplyA suppository the same shape & size as a thermos.
16 0 ReplyThis is a definitely yes question. No other side effects? Sign me up!!
16 0 ReplySign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
15 0 ReplyCan I give one to each of my dogs as well?
14 0 ReplyYes and yes.
13 0 ReplySure. By mouth, by butt, by injection, by patch, whatever. Yes.
12 0 ReplyCount me in. Bottoms up!
11 0 ReplyWhat kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.
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10 0 ReplyI’d be taking them two at a time!
9 0 ReplyOnly if the way of injection is a big cock
9 1 ReplyHell yeah, even in suppository form, which isnt super convenient but worth it for the benefit There is so much I want to do!
8 0 ReplyIf I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I'm gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!
7 0 ReplyThat depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don't wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.
7 0 ReplyI'd take it even if it was a "put it into the cut in your arm" form
7 0 ReplyWithout hesitation. I'd happily become Hayden from Doom and live indefinitely as long as my consciousness is a continuity of the original.
I mean like, give me true immortality, I will willingly experience the heat death of this universe / big snap / w.e, and welcome the new universe.
6 0 ReplyYes. Is the drug harvested from the brains of hyper intelligent whales from another planet? If so, then hell yes.
6 0 ReplyFuck yeah I would
6 0 ReplyWhat if you take two?
6 1 ReplyI would take it just so my body doesn't deteriorate but I don't want to delay death either. Need more info.
5 0 ReplyWill it be simply cosmetic event or would it involve preserving the integrety of your internal organs?
If it's the second: welcome to Groundhog Day, except the rest of the world moves and you stay still.
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5 2 ReplyJokes on you, I'm into that.
3 0 ReplyIf I take 2 a day could I go back in time?
3 0 ReplyWithout hesitation.
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