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  • [me in a lawn chair next to a home-made trebuchet, chugging a full carton of chocolate pea milk as I watch the US aircraft carrier I just caused to sink]

    [The Who - "Baba O'Riley" plays] "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

  • I don't mind being trusted with power as long as it's the kind of revolution where I'll get executed if I'm not left wing enough. One request: strap me to a missile and fire me at a US aircraft carrier if that ever happens, my body is ready

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