Just to cheer you up
Just to cheer you up
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if you ever feel useless just remember that Fifa has a subcommittee on human rights and social responsibility.
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It's to make sure there aren't any white people working in the sweat shops.
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Damn DEI.
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Might be a damage control group tho
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that would make it even funnier
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When I was 6, I dreamed that Superman was showing me his new car. And in the dream, as a six year old, I was thinking, “Why do you need a car?”
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AFAIK flash does actually need to consume calories and all that, so maybe it's better than running literally everywhere.
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This was a plot point in the recent Flash movie.
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And the show, many years before
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Most media just has superheroes consume regular calories for their body size it seems. Where does all this extra energy come from? Guess Flash has the speed force, Hulk the gamma radiation, and Superman the star power. Only two I remember someone eating extra calories is Pecorine from Princess Connect and that one girl who can create anything from My Hero Academia.
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Flash just does mukbang offscreen.
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Ant man gets hungry too
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Also allows him to carry additional people and items, and store the items. However, might be better to have an SUV or similar for greater and more secure storage.
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Now I need a comic where a Flash uses the speed force to carry the entire Justice League Watchtower into another dimension and it just follows the characters who now have to live with the fact that they failed in their original universe. Green Lantern retires because the hope is gone, Aquaman works out a schedule with the new universe Aquaman so they can split the responsibilities of head of Atlantis and superhero work, etc.
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JLA #89 (1997)
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I don’t think it’s a waste - we know he can bring things with him when uses the Speed Force (his clothes), so being able to travel without needing to run and use up stamina isn’t the worst decision.
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Can he bring his bike using the Speed Force as well?
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He uses it Flintstones style
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Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.
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The webcomic something positive did a strip where he figured out how to decapitate with ejaculate
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Is the flash able to turn off his mental speed as well? Or is he living in this frozen hell?
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All you people never heard of laziness?
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Bro just let the dude's feet rest, laziness ain't got anything to do with it.
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You’ve gotta think sometimes he feeling lazy. Or is going somewhere he doesn’t want to show up at all sweaty.
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I mean you are faster on a bicycle than walking, so if it uses him as a power source, then he could probably go faster with it than the he can run.
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A bike yes, but a motorcycle has its own power source
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Do we know this comic book motorcycle isn't powered by the Speedforce?
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A super bicycle would actually make a lot of sense. A (super) Human powdered plane would also be pretty cool.
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powdered plane
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God damn it, jokes so good I cannot edit my typo. 😆
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Dude can already run on water, and jump just about any distance, what does he need the plane for?
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Those steel beams aren't going to melt themselves
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It's so he can slow down enough to ride with his super friends.
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I mean, would you want to run everywhere just because you can?
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Like Forrest Gump, only faster?
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I guess this is for when her just wants to cruise real slow.
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