cough cough GOLLUM cough cough
cough cough GOLLUM cough cough
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I'm starting to believe goblins do exist and they're out there grifting incels.
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Only just starting?
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Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.
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What living in Romania does to a mfr.
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It’s a nice.
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Nosferatu-maxxing, it's this cool new trend
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At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.
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My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this
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"Peak alpha male"
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Looks more like andrew Taint to me.
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Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.
Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.
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He looks like Babish lol
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Off brand Vsauce Michael to me
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Flows nicely, but it's an inaccurate collage of plot elements.
- Isildur lost the ring in a river.
- Déagol found the ring in a river.
- Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
- Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
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So one thing I don't get.. Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn't give a shit about it... So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.
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Mainly I'm going to slave these bitches […] I'm going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours.. I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."
"I don't want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…"
"I don't want them to have the passwords, I don't want them to have anything."
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He should use that picture in his "BRUV" party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).
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Thought that was Ari Shaffir for a sec.
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Saaame
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Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.
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he looks like he's one of those trolls that live under bridges
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Didn't Gollum find the ring in a lake?
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he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.
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Is that Asmongold?
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There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.
Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?
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It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.
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Holy shit that's Andrew Tate? Lmao
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Andrew Tate uranium cake
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More like urinal cake.
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I bet that's what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.
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