i followed the rule unlike deez nuts
i followed the rule unlike deez nuts
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PEANUTS ARE LEGUMES
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Peanuts are legumes/nut-esque peas and cashews are fruit from a biological perspective, sure, but like the claim that strawberries, raspberries and blackberries aren't berries, but bell peppers and bananas are, it's just a case of the "official" definition being wrong rather than the average person
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These are strange times for Berry Club... Strange times
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I don't know what Grape Nuts are, but I know they're pretty fucking tasty and they got the absolute CRONCH. They could sit in a bowl of milk for a week and still be crunchy af.
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As a kid we would add milk, heat in up in the microwave and top with honey. Not much crunch this way though.
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I liked to mix them half and half with granola, then add milk and microwave.
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They can also pave a 4-lane freeway in North Korea.
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Grapenut base, granola topper, add milk. It's basically perfect.
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They're called that because they are the size of grape seeds. Why anyone thought that made them appealing is beyond me. Grape nut flakes are pretty good though
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I thought it was because the guy who invented them called glucose "grape sugar" because cereal people in that era were entirely detached from reality, and he thought they tasted nutty. And that baking the cereal released glucose.
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Oh, well that makes perfect sense. Wait, no it doesn’t. I don’t call lemon seeds Lemon Nuts.
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grapeseed oil peanut butter isn’t immensely uncommon.
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I don't think I've ever heard of grape jam. Usually I have them with strawberry jam, and I guess raspberry jam would work just as well too.
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lingonberry jam makes the best PB&Js in my opinion.
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GROPE DEEZ NUTZ
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So the teal is just other variety of nuts?
And y'all don't put them in pb&j sammies?
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