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Mickey7 @lemmy.world

3d ago

Taking some time this morning to contemplate life and just realized THIS

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Hey, I'll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they're funny.
- Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn't find attractive
- Funny and a great ass?
  \ Jup, licked.
- But to me, that says you're attracted to more than just a face.
  And now you have me wondering if one of the reasons I can't find myself attractive is because I don't know how to describe what is attractive.
  I would say I like thinner women. But that's not true, there are plenty of women I've found attractive that no one would describe as thin. I can tell you that there's a difference between attractive faces, and I could tell you that it's always faces that appear to be women to me, but I can't prove they are just based on a face. And then when you put a face on a body, Body A with Face A may be attractive, but Body B with Face A is not. But Body C might be attractive with most faces. And that's just one layer of just appearance. Person A could look great in a swimsuit, but as soon as it comes off the attraction changes.
  And of course don't get me started on how that changes if they open their mouths and start telling me about how the position of the planets means something

I mean a huge part of the locking is watching the attractive face move with pleasure.

If you're licking urethras, you're doing it wrong.
- Are you though?
  
  You're sounding right...

And if they’re REALLY attractive, I’ll lick where they poop from!

I lick people's faces to see if I can judge their pee area.
- Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy
  
  "We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves!"

I'm more concerned with how attractive the rest of them is when it comes to that. I can look past a busted face.
- If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?
  
  I like her salary area the most
  
  Being fit is most important to me so I guess by your criteria tits would be next to go after face.
  
  For me it’s legs. You’re down there anyway.

not the only criteria...

I don't do that at all. I determine if I want to lick the pee-pee area entirely by the look and smell of said pee pee area. 😤
It ain't like I'm gonna be looking at your ugly face while down there.

Hey now. I'll lick way more than that if I think she's funny and kind to me. If she gives me head scratches and laughs at my cheesy jokes I'll basically do anything she wants lol.
- Head scratches/pets, truly the best form of affectionating.
  
  If a woman feeds me and scratches my head from time to time I will basically give her anything she wants that I am capable of providing. I am a simple man to please lol.

Beauty rules.

No its not lol. There's a litany of evolutionary reasons.
- You must be fun at parties
- Evolutionary psychology, or that the idea that our behaviors can be traced to our genetic past, has almost no scientific basis.
  If you study it, you'll find nothing but "just so" hypothesizes with no evidence or hope of experiment. And as Popper reminds us, unfalsifiable claims cannot be science.
  Here is some rare footage from an evolutionary psychology laboratory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY
- Why do you even bother with posts like these?
  
  It's fun for discussion, provided other people don't do stuff like the comment I'm replying to.

I mean if everyone walked around with that part of themselves exposed then the appearance of it might influence my decision as well.

If everyone let thier whoha out then we'd definitely want to lick the attractive ones too, regardless.

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