took an errand to the lathe, here's the trump 2028 campaign promises
took an errand to the lathe, here's the trump 2028 campaign promises
- find and dispatch the progenitor of woke
- create an elevator into hollow earth from Santa's Workshop (hyperborea theorized by @BasedHitlerGroypMaster [Secretary of State] to be in the core)
- disprove the germ theory of disease once and for all (can't see it)
- new crime: politics in video games. punishable by death (entire dev team)
- find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor
- new initiatives for fetuses
- dewoke the sleep cycle
- elon (bad k batch) to be interned in the tomb of the unknown soldier
- rescreen 1950s ads
- drone strike hawaii (woke governor)
- review biased anti-phrenological crusade against lobotomies
- find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture