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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

5d ago

Her boyfriend has a nemesis

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Looks like the cook had been egging the boyfriend on
- Glad they're both sticking to their principles and not chickening out.
- I read that over easy as "cock".

I want this to be a true story
- Same, it's most likely fake, but the thought of the cook coming out from behind the counter to fight the waffle house guy is hilarious. Instead of calling the cops, they fist fight like gentlemen.
  
  the best part is the cook is learning new skills each week by trying new ways to cook eggs. the boyfriend is probably getting in his exercise.
  they are bettering each other through the feud. I love it.
  
  Instead of calling the cops, they fist fight like gentlemen.
  In two states, Washington and Texas, this would be technically legal. They are the only two that allow "mutual combat". A police officer is legally required to act as a ref though.
  Texas has similar law but implicit consent (ie "fighting words") are sufficient, unlike Washington's explicit requirement.
  
  supposedly part of the waffle house cook interview process is asking "Can you fight?"
  I dunno how valid that is, but i've heard waffle house cooks get into fights all the time.
  
  I like to think the cook is watching through the window rubbing his hands together before a quick stretch.
- All information on the internet is false, including this statement
- If it were true the bf and cook have been banging since the 3rd time they "fought."

I get so jealous of people like that cook, who have found a sense of purpose.
- Why don't you go make me some runny eggs? Chop chop
  
  And then they can go home and get their fucking shine box.

I've seen romances start in weirder fashions.
- My first thought as well. Wouldn't be surprised if this is being used to explain an affair.

This is what guys do instead of friendship. You can bet if cook isn't there one week BF is going to go do a wellness check.

"Man my girlfriend wont let me go anywhere by myself, I cant just sit and scroll on my phone and eat my breakfast without her sitting there talking at me this is fucked"
"I've got an idea.:

I have a saying; never piss off the person who cooks your food, cuts your hair, or fixes your teeth.
That cook has just so many options for wrecking or killing that guy that it's not even funny. One of these days he's gonna go back there and come out on a stretcher, or worse, a body bag. And then we'll all find out if this happened in Florida.
- Lol in cases like this Florida is the default assumption.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Cook: I spent 4 years in poaching school for this, bwaa-ha-haaa!

It's not her bf anymore, how can she not recognise true love and dedication?

Ladies, if your man slurpin that raw albumin, remember there are plenty of fish in the sea and not all of them are hard for salmonella
- It sounds like the bf is slurping a different kind of runny white

I know what's going on here but I can't talk about it.
- Just tell it to me. I'll keep it a secret.

If the cook makes them right the game ends

That happened...
- Well, yes, it's the internet. Do you think people just go online and tell lies?
  
  Of course not; that's illegal!

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