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The numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.

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The numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.

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The numbers dont lie, and they spell disaster for you.

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  • Company-wide email: "We've had our best year ever and it's all thanks to YOU!"

    Me: "Great. Can I have a raise?"

    Company: "Oh, we can't afford THAT."

    • Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.

  • Like VW is paying out 4.5 billion € in dividends, while telling employees they have to cut wages. They played it clever by announcing huge layoffs, that can be prevented by cutting the wages now. But the Porsche-Piech family is a few billions richer now and will be a few billions richer at the end of the year.

    On the plus side, real estate prices will likely continue to fall in the region.

  • Pay management, CEOs, shareholders all or majority of all profits, even though they did nothing to build the company .... tell employees they have to pay them less but make them work harder.

    .... also raise the price of food and tell everyone it's their fault they can't afford anything.

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