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The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world

1w ago

I wholeheartedly believe this story

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He didn't lounge, he sauntered vaguely

ta?
- teacher assistant
- transgender awareness
  
  Would

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

Sounds pretty on brand for Duchovny at that time lol
- He did Playgirl after all 😂
  
  Was that before or after the Red Shoe Diaries?
  
  Wait, is playgirl real? I thought it was a joke.
- And you know whats worst?! In our day in time I would still fuck mulder
  
  Ma'am, the queue to ride is over here.
- Somehow I know of doubt much has changed lol

Then definitely don't watch Californication.
- It's basically a documentary about himself
- Or Red Shoe Diaries, people kinda forgot that his big role before X-files was just softcore porn.
- Entire show about how Hollywood amplifies the worst qualities in everyone.

Duchovny, that SLUT!
- And a lounger.
  
  All this lounging smh

I mean, have you seen Californication?? He’s the whorest of whores.
- Wasn’t the show partly a bio pic for him?

He definitely fucked the posters mom. She’s bitter he didn’t call back
- I think he fucked everyone in that class. Whoreishly

Didn’t he go into rehab for sex addiction at one point?
- Yes.

David, you ho.

One person's negative is another person's positive I guess.

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