George R. R. Martin Reveals 'There Is Some Talk About Making a Movie Out of Elden Ring'

It'll be four hours long, the first three of which will be spent building up a final climactic fight. The next 55 minutes will be filmed entirely without lighting with characters sitting around either bullshiting or fumbling about with each other. Four minutes are used to show one of the protagonists farting in the big bad guy's direction, causing said big bad to fall over and die. And finally there is one minute of picking out a new king by drawing straws. The credits will be written and filmed entirely by llamas and the last minute and at great expense.

I don't think Martin did as much for elden ring as stuff like this suggests? Tell me that Miyazaki is making it into a movie and you'll have my attention.

I'm willing to be corrected but it seemed like Martin only had a small part in it? I mean, that's great and all but i don't like that he's the one in talks for a movie.

Go write your fucking book, George!

I mean, I'd watch it, but I wouldn't be expecting too much from it.