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cm0002 @lemmy.world

1d ago

RIP (again)

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UltraGiGaGigantic @lemmy.ml

1d ago

RIP (again)

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Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

My PTO is earned. I'll use it when I please.
- Oh, now I get the joke.
- You're using PTO for a death in the family?
  
  Nope, but I don't have to fake a death to take a couple days.
  
  Welcome to America. Oh you have none? Guess you won't be grieving these bills ain't gonna inflate themselves.
- Yes, but what about second PTO?
  
  You get second PTO?

Thanks to divorce & remarriage, I used to have 8 living people that I considered grandparents, plus a few more that I guess could've also been considered grandparents, but they were estranged and I never met them. If everyone is divorced and remarried, I think you could claim up to 16 grandparents!
- And I thought I had a hard time with 7!
- yeah, i knew most other kids didn't have five grandpas but that's what I grew up with so it doesn't seem unusual to me.

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