‘EXTREME GOURMET’

Yeah. Once I went to a natural cave with prehistoric paintings that has an installation so you can visit it without damaging it. You go through it on an mine cart-like train of sort, in small groups. There's a guide explaining stuff about the cave and its history.

First thing when we board the train, he tells us not to touch anything because the cave is made of soft clay and we need to preserve it as it is. Obviously some complete idiot immediately extends his arm toward the cave wall and poke through it with his finger.

Got firmly scolded by the guide and just smiled through it like he's done the funniest shit ever.

I wish "stop eating the primordial soup" was short enough to be a reasonable username...

They are eating their forefathers!

The grandfather paradox gone mad