Disney+ Announces New Show About Luke's Hand That Got Cut Off

Still has the potential to be better than Book of Boba Fett.

The Handalorian

Only saw one other person mention it but in the EU/Legends they find Luke's hand and use it to make an evil clone of Luke that's named.... Luuke. So this could've been a legit story with a meme headline lol.

Had to check the source for a moment

They joke but they already did a comic about his hand being some magic gateway to Exegol and empowering tbe Emperor

This is satire, right? Right?

Coming next fall to Disney+, Owen: A Moisture Farmer's Tale.

Although frankly it still can't be as bad as Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Just get Star Wars away from Jedi and the entire extended Skywalker family. Just never fucking mention any of them ever again. In fact, just get all the rest of the cast of Narcos in, and make fuckin' Narcos in Space. Narcos is the key to good Star Wars.

So who will they get for the main character? In other words, who gets the hand job?

Permanently Deleted

Obviously the doctor picks it up and uses it during regeneration to turn into a Jedi.

As George Lucas loves amputation so much (Top 10 hand amputations in Star Wars) there's a lot of potential for limb-based team-ups if this works.

I was 100% ready for a decapitated hand as a protagonist to a 7 episode show. The story of a hand trying to make it's way back to it's master through the ways of The Force. Then realizing it can make a family with other decapitated hands and that it doesn't have to be bound by it's place if origin. The more I think about it, the more I want it.

Just another soulless cash grab that won't have the creative fortitude to delve into the hand's dream to play Kloo horn at the Galaxies Opera House.

Figures we get this before we get a series on the true hero, Willrow Hood /s

Show shoulda been called Cool Hand, Luke

Disregarding the onion layers of hard drive, Luuke Skywalker is an existing thing

Will it use the force to connect with Luke or will it have a failure to communicate.

There's a joke to be made but I can't quite put my hand on it welp neither can Luke

I'll watch it if it's directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell. Otherwise, nah.

Thing is born.

Oh balls I got snookered, good one

So like Thing, going from planet to planet performing various jobs only it can do.

Suddenly a princess Left Hand needs rescuing but Thing is a hand short to be a mouse droid.

I recall reading somewhere that an early draft of The Force Awakens opened with a shot of Luke's hand floating through space.

Well we were told it was "a good story, for another time"...

This new hand, it’s a fightin’ hand!

adams family?

There was this short indie film I saw years ago about bubble wrap, where it showed “the life and times” of a sheet of bubble wrap. They would show it going from one implausible scene to another and each time, no matter who was in the scene, somebody would have the urge to pop a bubble. I could see something like this being done with the lightsaber (not necessarily Luke’s hand, that’d just be weird). Show the lightsaber just going from one improbable place to another in the SW universe, and each time, somebody has to fuck around with it. They could even do a callback to ANH with Luke and have somebody look into the hilt and get their eye lightsabered out.

Finally we will know what happened between Empire and Wednesday.

again with the boundless universe and we get more skywalker shenanigans... this time 5% of one

Okuyasu Stand origin story

We laugh but Luke's cut off hand played a fairly important role in one of the book series.

The overmilking and enshittification of the Star Wars franchise is officially in full swing.

Let's be honest, I'll watch it - but I still had hopes that they'd make an anthology of the adventures of Maul's lower half first.

Darth Pants.

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky...

Thing is a Jedi!

I won't put my hand on this