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1mo ago

What's the matter Aquaman?

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No kid wants a toy Aquaman.
- Not when Sea Man is a way better alternative.
  
  dont go to the store to say kids want the Sea Man
  
  He looks like Jesus, just like my pastor said he would!
- Depends, it'd be cool if he could be made as a tub/pool toy that swims fast

Jesus is fucking hung

Keeps swimming in wine and getting fish drunk.

Good opportunity to link to this https://youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew
- At least link the murmaider one first!
  
  That's what I did
- The internet needs to be more this

Aqua Chuck Norris

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