We live in a fantasy world
We live in a fantasy world
We live in a fantasy world
Love it. I'm not familiar with any of these teams though, what sports are they supposed to play?
Ball
The Ravens, Vikings, and Bears are football. Wizards and Raptors are basketball.
Transfer portal is Minecraft.
Probably that sport they put between adverts in the US
Whose idea was it to make a transfer portal between the magical forest and the wizard’s enclave anyway?
I’ll bet it was Derick.
is there no hero to save us from the Madness
In the uk sports teams just share a name with their city! Both seem pretty cool! Although the British way of doing things can sometimes be confusing
"[City] is about to go bankrupt" Do they mean the team or the city? Both are just as believable and as someone who doesn't care about sport, one is significantly more scary!
Works well for horse racing as well.
"Mystik Dan beats Sierra Leone, wins purse."
The sports team names make sense, but what the heck is ”transfer portal”?
Free agency, but for college sports. Which is basically an under 23 league.
Portal out of control?! That Wolf is out of control!
Fucking US sports franchises with their names.