What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?)
What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?)
And are you surprised looking back on it?
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Him: I can make you orgasm without touching you.
Me: bullshit, prove it
Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…
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The fuck did he do to make that happen. The fucking force.
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Right? I have questions.
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Where do I learn this technique. Who holds the sacred knowledge.
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Bring me a pair of crocks and the milk of a lemur.
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Learn to sense yourself to better sense others.
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No Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.
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My guess is JOI...
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Joy over IP? How is that supposed to work?
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Search JOI on pornhub
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Bait?
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You can't just leave us hanging like that. Tell us the secret
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