2mo ago

Actual thing I overhead a family member say regarding Kristi Noem's Habeas Corpus fuckup

"I know what corpus christi is: it's in the 1st amendment!"

He immediately followed this up by talking about how he picked up some legal knowledge while growing up from his mother who worked for a local politician.

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It's amazing how much these people dry hump the constitution while never actually reading it. It takes like 20 minutes to read and fully understand it. Then you remember the US didn't have Castro's literacy program and they have a 79% adult literacy rate
- Its lower than 50% functional literacy rate
  
  The average US adult has a literacy level equivalent to a 6th grader
- Seriously. The Bill of Rights can be read over one’s lunch break. It ain’t rocket surgery.
  
  rocket surgery? you must be using Alien Intelligence
The consitution itself is the slave owners' compromise to the bourgoisie and petty-bourgoisie; let the liberals and fascists duke out how faithful they are to it between themselves.
Habeas Corpus Christi: Present the body of Christ
- Are they trying to mock Christ with such meagre amount of gold there?
  
  I think the collective noun for that amount is "an unchristliness of gold".
- Catholic-core
probably that family member thinks that people working at the government are parasites or political aides are corrupt, but thinks its mother it's different
- Without getting into self-doxxing territory, his connections through his mother made it so one of the city's mayors was a close family friend of his. This mayor is regarded by non-chuds as the most racist and evil person to ever hold the seat and was basically a fascist dictator ruling the city with an iron fist; my family member maintains that he wasn't racist at all and was actually a great guy.
  
  my family member maintains that he wasn’t racist at all and was actually a great guy
  well...it's something useful to do if you want dem statebux to keep flowing

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