2mo ago

My 4yo brother is in the mood to answer questions

He was asking me a lot of questions about everything so i told him he could answer them instead and he said yeah so now i need questions lol

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What is your favorite thing about your ~~brother~~ sibling?
- I’m his sister actually, and he said he likes that I’m his best friend 🥹
What's the best vegetable?
- Broccoli
  
  Spitting facts. That kid will go far in life
What's the best dinosaur?
- Trex!!!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would
  (We practiced that)
Where does [he think] wind come[s] from?
- From the clouds
How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
- Yes
  
  Good answer.
Debian or Arch ?
- Arch becuz it’s easier to spell
What's the internet?
- The place with youtube
Why?
- Because
  
  Because what?
Has anyone asked what your favourite dinosaur is yet?
- Yes.
Must the working class seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeoisie?
- Sure 😂
  
  Very good answer, comrade.
  
  But hasn’t history proven that Marx’s dream of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably resulting in a proletariat that’s more oppressive than the bourgeoise it vilifies?
- Orange
  
  Tell your brother that I agree!
- He like his lil stuffed monkey named murray who is brown and white
What does he wanna be when he grows up
- A cowboy
Lego or K'nex?
- Legos
Jeans or beans?
- Bean jeans
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
3 x fast
Do snails grow noses at night?
- We don’t know ☹️
  
  It sounds like it's time to find out
Air speed of an unladen swallow?
- Fast
This is so sweet.
What milkshake is the king of all milkshakes?
- Chocolate banana
What's your sister's phone number?
- 123-456-789
  
  Thanks.

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