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1w ago

Peak masculinity

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Peak masculinity = starving SS POW
Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side
- And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.
  
  Ears so big animals use it for shade
- Damn, I am not caring about my girl enough. Take my upvote! :)
Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....
- This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!
- Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.
Measurehead, is that you?
- This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.
- Exactly what I was thinking lol
- Chad
- Art
Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum
Somehow looks like James Milner
- Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao
- He is OP
- Soccer, the least masculine sport
  
  As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.
- Bonjour?
It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago
Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol
- That'd be hella interesting loool
Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes
OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.
It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:
Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.
- We're an early hominid from a certain point of view
  
  We're doing all we can to be late.
Looks like a dishonoured thug
- Blow off, choffer!
- I was thinking Arcane.
  Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.
I think I saw him oblivion once.
- I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!
- You saw him oblivion? How does one oblivion?
seizure warning
I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;
Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.
According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.
All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.
Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague
- I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it lol
You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like
I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?
I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform
- He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.
- Odds are the original picture is from WWII.
  
  Or it's a tracksuit
  One of the two
Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess
Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?
- Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.
  
  Become a Si Si?
Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.
Vinnie Jones on meth.
- Came here to agree
If alpha male why female skull shape?
He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.
- And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!
- Yeah, this dude looks like he'd space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.
- He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
Dad?!
It's Vinnie Jones!
He's got them good listener ears
I wouldn't mess with that guy.
- yeah, leave the disabled alone /s
Like looking in the mirror
That's just a thick chimp.
Average German
This person looks deformed
Flap them ears and be free.
Looks about right
Masculinity is... Inhuman? Cool
- My guess is...the filter stopped making changes because it no longer recognizes it as a face. So you're right there.
Vinnie Jones?
Looks like that guy in that movie, he was pretty masculine.
38th time is the charm
Looks like Chad from them wojak meme cartoons.
In a row?
Oh no
Masculinity needs to make a comeback
- Let it come back to wherever you are, and keep it there so it stops bugging the rest of us.
  
  Why does it bug you? And what part of it does?
I imagine such a creature raped and dominated by his own flesh. A whining, grunting puppet.

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