Hell, yeah! Sign me in.
Sidenote: Install bidet.
82 0 ReplyBut bidet is in white house
29 0 ReplyWell then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)
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Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?
52 0 ReplyThat and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there's nothing in there
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I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?
I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge
31 0 ReplyGotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.
15 0 ReplyI was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms
6 0 Replyit's time for your 4pm communal pissing
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The lounge should be next to the patio ngl
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Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.
21 0 ReplyIf you think you're gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you've got another thing coming.
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Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion
18 0 ReplyAs always, threatening me with a good time.
17 0 ReplyHaving an abortion room is fucking metal.
15 0 ReplyShit joke removed as unsure of the political inclination of the comenters and I CBA with interaction with a righty whitey.
5 0 ReplyI used to play an obscene amount of The Binding of Isaac; I'm very familiar with the different methods of abortion lol. In hindsight I wish I'd refered to it as an "abortion closet".
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I am a big fan of Babymetal
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A house? With a weed smoking patio? I'll take it if no one else wants it.
15 0 ReplyMy patio smokes more of my weed than I do. Come and get it.
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As a mad scientist I'm just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.
15 0 Replyhow much
12 0 Reply"Weed smoking" before each of the others.
Weed smoking gay room etc etc
12 0 ReplyHave you ever tried estrogen labs ... On weed dude?
10 0 ReplyMmmmhhhh Estrogen dabs
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kinda bummed there's no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola
10 0 ReplyAn asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!
4 0 ReplyThis is true!🤤
Can't deside between cake and garlic bread
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What even goes on in the Gay Room? Like, you can have all the gay sex you want already in the Sex before Marriage Lounge, and anything else can be done as gay as one wants to any other room 🤔
9 0 ReplyNo, the room is gay, not necessarily the people inside of it.
13 0 ReplyGood for it, I'm glad it felt it could come out
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Nah man it’s gay like “lighthearted and carefree,” You go in there if you need a calm moment away from the party. It’s like a mediation room.
8 0 ReplyThat makes sense. Could I do it in a gay way though?
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Gay after marriage
5 0 ReplyBefore marriage, during marriage, after marriage
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gay room aka my bedroom
9 0 ReplyThere needs to be a no-fault divorce hall between kitchen and lounge
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8 0 ReplyEvery room is a cat room.
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The amount of weed the image creator must have consumed to come up with this....
6 0 ReplyWe're doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I can get a boy/wife kitchen snuck into the building contract for shits and giggles
5 0 ReplyWhere's the shooting gallery?
4 0 ReplyIt's not even labelled as a closet, it's just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.
4 0 Replyngl kinda like the idea just because of the size. Although I might reform the lab to grow mushrooms
4 0 ReplyOpen it up to General Chemistry, more flexible and kinda future proof that way.
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I want this house, not because I'm libertarian, but for the estrogen lab.
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