Gen X and millennials 3X more likely to get appendix cancer than their parents

Already had my first cancer scare in my mid-40s, so you are most definitely correct (turned out to be fine this time).

My appendix tried to kill me (a xennial) and was removed as a result (and thus it shouldn't be able to give me cancer anymore).

I believe you missed all the shots you took there, bud.

There's still one option left lol.