Inspired by an earlier post, this one's for the IT workers.

Warp nACLs (network access control lists)

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Kirk: We need more packets!

Scotty: I canna divert more packets. She’s gonna blow.

Spock: Perhaps we could divert the packets via a patch cable.

Scotty: Ya gotta be kiddin’ me. That’s a horrible plan.

Kirk: Do it.

Enterprise Computer: We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warp bubble

Scotty: Bloody idiots, the lot of ya
- Cap'n, they're DDoSing the reactor!
  
  Computer: Magnetic containment fa…..
I like star trek, so i give this an upvote even when i dont understand it.
The earlier post

The term I assume this post refers to (it took me a minute)
- thanks, now i get it...
Ouf. Please close port 80. And if this is not a web server, close any ports for inbound traffic and implement a spi capable firewall.
- It looks like these are examples from some documentation and not someone actual config
  
  This, I just grabbed a random example. I shudder to think of actually posting the ACLs from any production environment
  
  Yea, I guess. But this should only be an example for how not to ACL
- Port 80 is open so you can redirect to https, it's not actually serving over http
Warp "Nackles" is how I read it.

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