2w ago

me_irl

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help
- Help is only on the subscription version.
  
  Wrong. Help is only available with Subscription+ now, Subscription only removes most ads.
  
  Help takes you to a text document written in notepad that hasn't been updated since 1997 and is just a list of the frequently asked questions without the answers
Postpone the despair with "it do be that way sometimes".
Can someone find the one where all of the buttons say "It is what it is" as well?
I would do it, but I'm all out of it is what it is
- Perfection
welp
- can't be helped
Spam clicking the "Help" button until my mouse falls apart
- Windows Help opens up with this article:
  What do you want to do next?
  
  Briefly rejoice at how gorgeous that interface is, and then click "Find" and type "Meaning / Answers"
It ain’t what it ain’t
"It is what it is" isn't enough as-is. Helpful to combine with the realization:
Tomorrow comes
- gotta do whatcha gatta do
Pressing both No and Help get the police called on you.
Yes. Yes I do.

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