What's your back of the box quote, as written by your current partner?
What's your back of the box quote, as written by your current partner?
My current partner said this about me on a text chain with her friends:
"Y'all this man's body is not a wonderland, it's a weird vending machine that sells caffeinated sludge & something pretending to be a protein shake."
God I love her.
"..."
-the wind
A cuddly clam-eating otter
"Smelly butt loveable"
I'm single, but an econ student called me a tankie in a bar once
"Fun fact!" - the fact was not fun.
No partner, but I have recieved some glowing reviews:
"[WittyProfileName2] is a chaos demon, if she can keep a plant alive, so can you."
"A cautionary tale about mad science in waiting."
"She's sustained by her own nervous energy."
"You're a magnet for lost strangers, aren't you?"
"Just some candles and a dramatic throne room away from being a B-tier supervillain."
