blåhaj my beloved
my mom surprised me with one of these as an early present. how do i care for it?
Invite your friends over
my newborn greenland shark is the only friend i’ll ever need
isn't this the piss shark
This is the Greenland shark. 80% of them have a parasite in their eyes that makes them blind
oh yeah that's the pee shark alright
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We buy each other stuff we use daily, bathing stuff, sponge or food. Most of the time food.
Its better than some dumb useless stuff.
I give books, but for flavor, I give actively harmful books. Healthy people get pseudoscientific books on Chronic Lyme Disease or The Obesity Code, and mentally ill people get books about gangstalking, books promoting Esoteric Nazism, and a recommendation to check out r/SaturnStormCube on reddit.
This is hilarious.
Cool animal
