All I'm doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what's so wrong about that?
Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.
Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection
Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. "SEX! Sex over here!"
Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug
Are people hunting with 50 cats?
I've never seen it, but I'm sure there are some furry armies out there.
Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting
(Erm....ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It's usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I've seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.
That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.
Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season
Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community
Whatever you say, pervert.
I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....
Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn't make me a pervert 😤
I learned that from Bob's Burgers.
Ornithology? More like hornithology.
Its just catfishing horny birds
catbirdfishingcatbirding?
Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us eat dinner alone
I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I'd do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates
birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans
sport hunters: homicidal stalkers
@fossilesque wow what is duck hunting then
Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez
They're those freaky people that hang out in word of mouth clubs we don't like to talk about.
@fossilesque actually interesting af
Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn't have a choice in the matter
