This Bat's Member Is So Exceptionally Large It's Used as an Extra Arm
This Bat's Member Is So Exceptionally Large It's Used as an Extra Arm
Scientists have solved the mystery of one of the animal kingdom's most disproportionately large penises thanks to a Dutch retiree recording bat sex in a church attic.
An inspiration for a new Batman's gadget?
Relatable.
Lazlo?
BAT!
Now this is the kind of news I come online for in the mornings. Well done op.
First it makes you laugh, then it makes you think
use their unusually long cervixes to hold onto the sperm of several different males for months before choosing which male they bear offspring with.
Doubt.
Well I wasn’t expecting to look this up today. But it looks like there’s actually plenty of evidence for bats holding onto sperm for months. I’m not sure about them selectively choosing which sperm to use.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10511888/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/veterinary-science-and-veterinary-medicine/female-sperm-storage
And it’s not just bats. Apparently some turtles can hold onto sperm for years.
Another fun fact about bats that will stick with you
BATMAN BIG BAT DICK BELT GO! "Batman, that's just a massive strapon..."
“Damn you, Lucius!”
Ok, so a bat jail porn video was not something I was expecting this morning, but I'll just roll with it.
Yeah, you probably learned about bat's dicks more than you ever wanted to know. You're welcome.
>"member"
What century are we in again, old chap?
Imagine you’re a female bat and you hear some dude yell in a Mortal Kombat voice “Get over here!” And, suddenly, you’re grabbed by a dick.
Toasty!
"a Dutch retiree recording bat sex in a church attic" is my new favourite sentence. And quite possibly a life goal.
Can get your name on an academic paper
"Ladies..."