Be a better pirate.

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My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.
- Just because they're pirate doesn't mean they don't believe in sharing.
  
  I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.
why does the skeleton have an ear
- They were on sale for a buck an ear.
Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then
Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.
Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!
- You fight like a dairy farmer!!
  
  How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
He has a f... Frigging big head for that body.
- He has a frigging big body for that ship as well
Darn it, won't get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.
Scallywag
what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?
merde
Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour
No naughty word on my ship

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