What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

.... You were supposed to the whole time ....

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

Next you'll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

I already do this with the word "solder" which confuses my fellow Americans greatly. They seem to think I'm lying that the L is sounded out in some other English speaking countries.

I just think the American pronunciation (SAW-dur) sounds wrong.

From now on I'll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

You're not supposed to? Not a native English speaker.

I speak Spanish and it's wild to have no many randomly decided silent letters in words. We have the H that is silent always, and that's it. We have Salmón, with the intonation in the o, and we of course pronounce the L. I can't even say salmon without the L while not sounding stupid.

You weren't supposed to do that?

Just try to pronounce laugh as it’s spelt. I dare you.

Salmon in English sounds like semen in Spanish

Oh sugar, I already do

You know what? You're absolutely right! We have no future, if climate change doesn't get us in the next 50 years, or the endless crushing of the working classes under late stage capitalism, then the rising new wave of western fascism will when it takes over.

Nothing matters any more, let's just do whatever we want <3

what

is it not pronounced /sɔɫ.mən/ (sol-muhn)???

Just as long as I can simultaneously drop the'l' sound from salmonella

Partly wish I had Twitter in order to commend them on their choice of Frisky Dingo profile pic, but I'd rather pull the pubes off my scrotum one-by-one with tweezers than visit Twitter so it's not going to happen.

Anybody want to DM OP for me? Or get their pubes removed?

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It's making my tongue feel funny.

I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

salman rushdie

*They put sall-mon in the fish tacos, Hank. ¡SALL-MON!

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

Let me give it a try "flip flop plop plop". Still working on my salmonese.

Yes! Pronounce your letters, don't be weird! (I know this is not about this, but I'll probably never be able to tell this to any anglophone.)

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You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "L" in "salmon." Nothing matters anymore.

🔫 always has been 🔫

Midwestern gang out here saying the l in palm

Now that is a Rubicon that I crossed ages ago.

I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!

Or the "T" in "often!"

Oh, wait, lots of people do that already.

And pronounce aluminum the wrong way too.

And pronounce the letter H incorrectly! Why not?