I know we have a lot of gamers on this website so let me sum this article up in a way you guys can understand.
Okay so you guys know halo right? Let’s break it down like this
Master Chief= Your outdoor Cat (specifically your cat. Yes you; not cats in general YOUR CAT) “b-but in instanbul it’s different our cats are innocent pepperonis an- “ I don’t want to hear it!!!!
Innocent creatures of the biosphere = The Covenant or “noobs”
Now imagine if your cat was getting a “killing frenzy” every 30 minutes just from being outside….. fucked up huh?