Life update: Found a katana on the street.
Life update: Found a katana on the street.
With this blade I will become unstoppable. Once I cleaned the bloody fingerprints off it, it's good as new.
Its a trap, once you unsheathe it you must shed blood to sheathe it again
Permanently Deleted
75 hp worth
that worked for Paul the Samurai.
Using this to make supper and then I'm gunna' open some unpaid bill envelopes with it afterwards.
Did you find it on the street in an amazon box in front of my house? Because that's my christmas present to my mom
The blade chose you...
I once found a brand new tracksuit on the street. Well, it had a human inside, but still.
Watch out, it might contain the soul of an evil ninja ghost and you'll find yourself beating up guys after jazzercise class and dating a cop like in the documentary Ninja III: The Domination
Yes.
If you wake up wearing a black leather duster and matrix sunglasses it might be possessed by the ghost of a mall ninja.
Omai wa, mou shinderu!
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid
