Okay, which one of you was horny posting on main?

:panting:

I'd let him run a train

Pete will do anything except restore our old rail lines

:volcel-judge:

Reminds me of the last time I took Amtrak between Philly/NYC. Some guy got confused and thought business or first class or whatever they call it was the first car (the engine lol) and kept banging on the door until one of the staff told him off but didn't seek to clarify what the guy was looking for. Basically the fanart above but +20 years.

Flustered, lost guy turned back and bumped a woman seated in a group of 4 accidentally and the staff manhandled him a bit and made him apologize to her. Then that whole group kept chatting loudly about how sexy a man in uniform is and euphemistically about how they wanted to fuck him, one tried to get his number at one point and asked if he had a brother when politely turned down lol. Literally the whole ride until we went our separate ways. I would've put in earbuds but I was talking to my fiance about stuff. English isn't her first language so I doubt she was following the conversation. It was incredibly impressive how they kept that conversation going the whole ride.