The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.
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I don't get it
14 9 Replydd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system
24 1 ReplyI'd give this comment a 4/10.
6 0 ReplyDoes look like cricket scores tbh
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Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.
33 3 ReplyYa but in this case he's not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.
22 1 ReplyIf my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn't Grey and I can't have children.
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8 0 ReplyIf we're looking for inaccuracies, I don't know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it's tea.
3 0 ReplyMy honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join
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There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
25 0 Reply"Whutsit say, Cletus?"
"C-H-A-R-L-I-E... Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!"
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24 1 ReplyEarl Gray.
Charred.
6 0 ReplyEarl Gray.
Hot.
1 0 ReplyHot
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Does this counts as cannibalism?
5 0 ReplyI think it would.
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That's someone's fetish
2 0 ReplyTea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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