if cheeto goes to jail which of his bozo brats will take up the mantle?
if cheeto goes to jail which of his bozo brats will take up the mantle?
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Why doesn't Barron, the largest Trump failchild, simply eat the other ones?
39 0 Replythis pic is obviously photoshopped to make Barron look small smh
27 0 ReplyTreat Titan
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There's no fuckin way he goes to jail, but if he dies... I don't think any of them will really follow in his footsteps. None of them have the chops for it, and will satisfy themselves with whatever smaller grifts they can manage.
26 0 ReplyBarron for sure. He's the prince who was promised
19 0 ReplyDon Jr. is married off to Tyrion Lannister.
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A new high stakes season of the apprentice. The first task is to smuggle a phone to their dad.
17 0 ReplyEric your fired
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His older daughter most probably. Ivanka I think? First woman president of the USA! 👠💅
14 0 ReplyIs it her turn?!
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Tiffany as the dark horse. Everyone forgets Tiffany exists. Even the other Trump children.
13 0 Replygod damn that's a hapsburg-ass lookin' family
13 0 ReplyMost likely Ivanka. She's the most popular one next to Jr. and unlike him, she's more diplomatic and not as involved in the culture war bs.
13 0 ReplyTiffany secretly pulls the strings in the family.
12 0 ReplyThe one in the middle
11 0 ReplyHe has a certain something to him
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trump is the whole show, there is nothing without the donald
8 0 ReplyDon jr wishes it was him
6 0 ReplyKendall Roy energy
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