I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.
You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.
28 0 ReplyI like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."
Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!
17 0 ReplyIt's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff
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oh no! i a lump in my neck.
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My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.
12 0 ReplyMy wife lost her tongue. It also looked uncomfortable. Imagine a medically assisted Columbian necktie. She did get a sensible chuckle out of this post though.
7 0 ReplyFuck cancer, glad she can still chuckle!
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Covering edge cases in leetcode be like
6 0 ReplyLife: it has a 100% mortality rate
5 0 ReplyNot sure if the person who made this poster was being pedantic, or if it was intended to make people think, and realize that it could happen to anyone.
5 0 ReplyCould also be an error
2 0 ReplyOr, to quote the late, great Terry Pratchett: wizard did it.
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4 0 ReplyYou also can't scream, even when you must.
4 0 ReplyTo paraphrase the Alien tagline: at the oncologist's office, no one wants to hear you scream.
(As opposed to most places, where people love it)
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Technically correct - the best kind of correct!
4 0 ReplyI'm a guy like me!
2 0 ReplyHave trouble swallowing food and lump in neck might be the same issue
2 0 ReplyTechnically correct.
2 0 ReplyYou may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.
2 0 ReplyThey probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)
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4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?
1 0 ReplyWell, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…
1 0 ReplyThankfully I have neither!
1 0 ReplyI have a mouth and I must screen.
0 0 ReplyWhat a terrible day to have a throat.
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Trichoplax be like 🤷
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