xkcd 2879: Like This One

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I'm an anthropologist studying societal collapses like this one
I'm a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.
- I'm a criminologist studying kidnappings like this one
I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes
- But you didn't like it.
  
  I was going to tell you a time travel joke.
Computer simulations, like this one.
Oooh I'm definitely gonna use this:

I'm a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one
- proceeds to scream
  
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- A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams'.
  
  I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.
  
  Dexter morgan
  
  You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.
I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.

Dexter morgan
I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!
You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.

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