"we had a driver who didn't immediately stop yesterday... He's dead now... But also let's put up a cute meme!"
136 12 ReplyDon't ignore the blue fluid or we will turn you into red fluid.
22 1 ReplyOh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??
3 0 ReplyDAE ACAB?!?!
14 16 Replyunironically yes.
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the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3
102 2 ReplyFree $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches
44 0 ReplyDo they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?
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You don't have to let them in.
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dunno... in an industry known for incompetence, youre going to make it a part of your marketing?
true to brand i spose
82 11 ReplyWhy do you think they used the blonde woman for the post? At least they have misogyny to call back on.
37 6 ReplyNah dumb blonde is universal, look at every surfer dude bro ever.
16 1 ReplyThe blonde thing fits.. the lid is still on.
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I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.
62 1 ReplyCops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!
59 3 ReplyUhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!
7 0 ReplyGood thing though because dumb copper isnt using a funnel. According to step 3 in instruction manual. Its also too diluted for color match.
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The manual says to use a funnel. She is getting a reprimand.
40 0 Replytwo weeks paid
vacationsuspension19 0 ReplyShe can use that time practicing mixing to the correct color
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Yeah the police are what I think of as the "weird" part of Portland.
24 0 ReplyPeeps, I hate law enforcement abuse and overstepping of legal boundaries too, but let's just laugh together for the five seconds while they're not trying to shoot our dogs, and maybe they'll catch on a bit? Lol
20 4 Replyall cops are bastards and inherently morons if they signed up to be the jackbooted thugs that they are
33 20 ReplyYes
But this is still funny
13 3 ReplyI often forget that the right doesn't have a monopoly on retarded takes and people who unironically say acab because of personal experiences and what the news reports and ignore every shred of evidence contrary to focus on those exceptionally bad moments are as bad as the conspiracy nuts saying vaccines make you retarded. I eagerly await the recycled bootlicker insult as well. The right can't meme and the left can't insult.
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Lol I like it.
11 1 ReplyThey are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.
6 0 ReplyOf course the blonde is adding it.
10 23 ReplyShe didn't even take the cap off so there's no chance it'll work. Some people can't do anything right.
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