Let's trade Florida for a second California.
69 2 Replycan we just get rid of both of them pls?
2 37 ReplyI'll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.
10 4 ReplyWhat did California do that's so bad?
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Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?
62 0 ReplyIt'll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue
10 0 ReplyCrab rave anyone?
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Carcinisation really going wild on this one
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I'm pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.
47 0 ReplyWhere would we even put all of those? Canada?
7 0 ReplyPlease God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta
Source: Albertan
15 0 ReplySpace, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?
8 0 ReplyGulf of Mexico
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Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm
33 0 ReplyEnough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!
50 2 ReplyAnd their governors will turn it away anyway.
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slaps Califournia
"Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy."
29 0 ReplyDefense Department: "Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas."
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Nohio
32 0 ReplyAlso known as: Ohno
11 0 ReplyOhellno
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Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.
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Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.
25 1 ReplyBath salts are old hat. We're stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now
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California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.
25 2 ReplyOne Florida is enough, thanks.
16 1 Replys/enough/too many/
8 0 ReplyWe’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?
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You can milk anything with nipples
14 1 ReplyI have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?
7 0 ReplyTIL almonds have nipples.
4 0 ReplyHe said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.
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Everywhere I go I see his face
12 0 ReplyI love you too Zoidberg
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ameroctopod
8 0 ReplyAmerachnid
6 0 ReplyThis is better, thank you
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Gonenada
4 0 ReplyYour terms are acceptable
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Utterly disgusting.
2 0 ReplyUdderly disgusting
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Fourida because we could walk away
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