I can't code for shit.
42 0 ReplyI was born handicapped, i don't have xray vision.
32 0 ReplyPhysics. Light won't pass through my body.
33 1 ReplyThat's what the ceiling mirror and magnifying glass are for
7 0 ReplyI don't think she see much of the ceiling if anything either.
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Is this the "agile" development methodology that I heard so much about?
31 0 ReplyMy bones.
25 0 ReplyThere are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I'm pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.
22 0 Replyblind people exist.
blind people use computers.
Maybe she's using accessibility tools to yogacode
10 0 ReplyYonicasting
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That isn’t ergonomic. Look at how her wrists are splayed and how her shoulders are uneven. She’s just begging for an RSI.
19 0 ReplyWeb devs in 2024 be like
15 0 ReplyBackend developer.
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I can't afford a Mac
16 2 ReplyThe lack of an external monitor to hang to the ceiling
13 0 ReplyThere's only one monitor in that setup
12 0 ReplySecond monitor is on the ceiling
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I don't have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i've tried.
12 0 Replyi've tried
A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.
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Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.
9 0 ReplyMy flexibility.
8 0 ReplyI'm too fat
6 0 Replyi have a desktop computer :(
5 0 ReplyMove the keyboard to the floor
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Lack of stupidity
4 0 ReplyThe fact my spine would probably break like a twig.
Sounds like a good time! /s
4 0 ReplyI can't type if I can't see the keyboard.
3 0 ReplyThe Health and Safety Executives’ “working with display screen equipment” guide mainly.
3 0 ReplyMy dick
4 1 ReplyI cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.
tuché?
3 0 ReplyEvery muscle in my body
2 0 ReplyMy own comfort
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