Remember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart.
Remember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart.
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I'd be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors
38 0 ReplySeriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.
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Fuck You in particular
30 0 Replywhen an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother
26 0 ReplyI assume the only reason so many of them would gather in one place and time would be precisely to fuck each other.
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And this is why you never hook up with a condor in the first place
18 1 ReplyNever put your dick in condor?
14 2 ReplyOne does not simply dick into condor.
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U dun fuk'd up
12 0 ReplyOh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?
#CondorGangDidNothingWrong
10 0 Replyprobably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.
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Woke Californians. Stand your ground.
10 0 Reply🤣
8 2 ReplyThat man fucks.
Condors.
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The Condor Files S01EP2.
4 0 Reply!fuckyouinparticular
2 0 ReplyDon't they have castle doctrine in California
2 0 ReplyCondors excepted.
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