This owl fucking died
This owl fucking died
New York City, Feb. 23, 2024 – The following statement was released by Central Park Zoo: We are saddened to report that Flaco, the Eurasian eagle owl discovered missing from the Central Park Zoo after his exhibit was vandalized just over a year ago, is dead after an apparent collision with a
He hit a fucking tower
NO NOT FLACO
Fuck them for blaming the person who freed him and not the fucking terrible anti-life hellhole that is New York.
I will bet my entire asshole that once they test the body they will find rat poison or something that indicates a car hit him.
And even if those things didn't kill him, the lack of regulations on making buildings OUT OF FUCKING GLASS is probably to blame.
Fuck this unregulated hellhole. Justice for Flaco!
R.I.P. My feathered friend
No one will blame the big stupid glass towers though.
THIS.
To Western pigs capitalism can't fail, it can only failed
Mr president, a second owl has hit the towers
RIP Flaco
You were too good for this world
rip to a real one
For hoo the bell tolls.
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I'll miss updates about him on Twitter.
RIP. I remember listening to a podcast (was it Trashfuture?) where they talked about birds and bats being killed en masse by poorly designed buildings. For many animals, including those that use echolocation, glass surfaces apparently are indistinguishable from lakes or static water and it completely messes with their sense of space.
