Programmer Humor @programming.dev devilish666 @lemmy.world 10 mo. ago

MySQL moment

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Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
- Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
  
  Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!
  
  Not queries, programs. They have pid
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- If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?
  
  The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.
- ca. 150'000'000'0000 CPU cycles.
- Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn't cancel the request
8 JOINS???? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE
- You guys are only using 8 joins?
- No, they are using an ORM.
- It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…
- I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.
  
  It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).
  
  8+plus happened...
  
  :(
  
  So are you using FHIR yet?
- What it feels like to smoke 8 joins
This is fantastic and incredibly well made. Does anyone have the source?
- Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can't find where this was originally posted
  
  Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested https://floor796.com
If your views aren't nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?
- Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don't think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I'm just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.
  
  Absolute amateur
Should have used Postgres...
- True true...
Say it with me everyone, INDICES
Quick roll back the transaction
MongoDB, on the other hand, is web scale.

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