therapist told me her husband checks the news at the crack of dawn every morning specifically to update her on whether Joe Biden is still alive
therapist told me her husband checks the news at the crack of dawn every morning specifically to update her on whether Joe Biden is still alive
top tier bit 
I mean... with Kissinger dead, all that energy has to go somewhere...
Same reason I refresh hexbear 50 times a day
Dudes rock
But why? If he's dead at 5:30 in the morning, he'll still be dead at 8:00.
more time to
What if he dies during midday? Then all that work was for nothing!
as terrible as it sounds, i kind of want for the same thing to happen as that one Ukrainian Nazi back in 2020 or something where he just... falls over and dies mid sentence while everyone is watching. Absolutely nothing libs could do to come back from that one
"His doctors said he was fine. We were listening to the experts. This is just an outlier, and so we weren't wrong to think that at the time.
Just like we know the Iraq war was wrong now, but we were correct to support it at the time with the information we had"
I’m curious what they’re hoping the answer is
Its best to get you charcuterie plate orders in before the afternoon rush.