Not The Onion @lemmy.world Jordan117 @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

Will Donald Trump be allowed conjugal visits with Melania if he's sent to prison?

www.the-express.com Donald Trump might get conjugal visits with Melania if he's sent to priso

EXCLUSIVE: If imprisoned, would former President of the United States Donald Trump see his wife Melania for conjugal visits? A legal expert explains.

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If Donald Trump goes to prison, he would likely go to a federal prison. Conjugal visits are not a federal right, so Trump would not enjoy conjugal visits with Melania.

She wouldn’t enjoy them either.
- When Donald Trump goes to prison, he'll likely be held in a federal military facility.
  
  ship him off to gitmo. keep him 'safe' and away from the public and media.
  
  Military? You spelled Mental wrong..
  
  Strip him of his citizenship and dump him at the Mexican border. Do it.
- Never did.
- She ain't coming.
  
  With him? Probably never has.
  
  She ain’t ~~coming.~~ cumming
Would she want to do one?
- I think the divorce papers would be delivered shortly after the verdict...
  
  People have been saying that since before he got elected. She's just as bad as he is though. She's not some innocent bride caught up in a bad situation. I'd expect her to coordinate things for him outside of jail, if he even goes.
- None of us know what their relationship actually is, but it seems like it would depend on the paycheck.
  
  There have been presidents and first ladies who seemed to be deeply in love. The Trumps were not among them
Does she allow them now?
- See I've no idea which Trump is which so I thought this was The Onion and that's his daughter
Hah, she won't visit him at all plus I doubt he even gets conjugal visits from his wife as a free man.
Lol she ain't seeing his fat ass if he goes to jail. Hell, he would probably ask for Ivanka to cum see him.
SHE won’t allow it!
Melania's response to the headline: "I really don't care, do u?"
That has got to be the weirdest effing story angle..... I mean, somebody went to a publisher, pitched that headline, and they responded with "Run with it".........
- @jkmooney @Jordan117
  
  There is so much stupid in "news" these days, this didn't even stand out to me.
  
  What a timeline to live in.. :|
- I don't think many news sites nowadays care about publishing actual meaningful news articles
- well, look at the source of the article.... makes you wonder what the editors didn't approve.
Scary thought of the week
I have a hard time imagining she would want them...
Donald: omg thank God you're here! I've needed this so much.

Melania: drops pants

Donald: I can't wait any longer

Melania: removes diet coke can from between her legs
The Mar-a-Lago pool cleaner will be getting his bonus on the regular.
I'm surprised she stayed with it this long!

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