the hottest woman you have ever seen
she doesn't have tits the size of jupiter
the WOKES are RUINING gaming by turning all the WOMEN into MEN
39 0 ReplyLiterally a super model
Gamers: Um actually she is a UGLY LESBIAN because she doesn't have Wendy Bazongas level booba
26 0 Replythe gamers are truly not ok
15 0 ReplyThing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because
It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.
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turning all the WOMEN into MEN
Critical support to the wokes
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going to pay a pet gamer to find 'unattractive women' so i can play matchmaker with lesbians
34 0 ReplyKeep me posted comrade
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I do enjoy how they probably spent a while trying to find the most unflattering picture possible.
33 0 ReplyYea they should push a hunky male as a love interest.
32 0 ReplyIf they had any self respect as game developers you would be able to romance I mean, who wouldn't want to be cuddled by someone with a gun arm.
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The shader does looks buged. Like its trying to model transparency or some sort of fancy ligth effect, but the relevant texture file is missing.
7 0 ReplyThe person that made the post was adamant that it didn't matter what lighting she was in and was a thoroughly unattractive character.
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You know it's serious if kristina is switching teams.
32 0 ReplyCounterpoint: you can be so fuckin gay and so fuckin straight at the same time
13 0 Reply9 0 ReplyBi Winning
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I've decided that gamers aren't real. There's no way they can have such unreal ideas about women and also be real. They're aliens from the planet Glorp-Slorp 5 which is a planet made entirely out of 12 year old boy hormones.
29 0 ReplyThe changeling ocean of ooze in DS9 but it's just hormone slurry.
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yea
24 0 ReplyWell given this is what classic Lara Croft looks like maybe the issue is that she's not pointy enough.
22 0 ReplyNow that's what I'm talkin about
20 0 ReplyIf classic Lara came out today gamers would be pissed because her design was based off Neneh Cherry and black woman bad.
17 0 ReplyThat's an impressive piece of trivia. The appearance of the character that travels around the world stealing antiquities from burial grounds was created by lightening up the skin tone of a Black woman? It's like an appropriation gobstopper.
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She could literally kill me
19 0 ReplyDamn, I'm right there with ya tina, I just hope the voice actor doesn't sound like someone from the aristocracy
19 0 ReplyI have some bad news about the character
27 0 Reply20 0 ReplyTomb Raider reboot where Lara was raised in Luton public housing
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17 0 Replywell you see, woman is attractive if she have big boobs and wears revealing clothing. woman is not attractive is she does not have big boobs and/or does not reveal them
9 0 ReplyI want her to break me
8 0 ReplyLara gives me intense Eggvy. It was an exercise in self flaggelation to play the reboot trilogy. But they were really good.
7 0 ReplyWoke is when no big boobs
6 0 Replyy'all remember when pro gamers lost their shit over Aloy in HZD/HFW having fucking Vellus hair?
6 0 ReplyJust install the inevitable titty mod, it's okay.
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